February 2012
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Snooki is pregnant?!?
trainwreckdramaqueen:
I thought it was bad enough that she wrote a book, but now she’s actually breeding?
Oh, dear God.
We’re all fucked!
Once every 4 years we get this day. An extra day...
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Anonymous asked: Such a sexy beast! Btw this isn't you. ;D lol jk. Hey me.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0nnU71ggro&feature=... →
I’m pretty sure it’s fake, but it’s funny.
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November. →
wowfunniestposts:
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
laugh trip
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ugh, hot bitches
– liz lemon - maybe the best line i’ve ever heard in my whole life (via becoolskipschool)
Story of my life. -___-
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The awkward moment when you find yourself crying...
imanexcellentdriver:
proudtobebonehead:
All the freakin’ time!
Brennan’s face on that gif…
God that was horrible.
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OMFG. THE RUGRATS GO WILD IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX....
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I'm so sad. D; my sims family is DEAD. I loved...
My baby is back!!! :D
January 2012
34 posts
fffcuk:
being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital
I was at the cool table at a mental hospital. It was fucking awesome.
GTA IV?
I think yes.
Man with out google,
Is caveman eating mud.
Dx
I hate sinus infections.
My brother is bringing me home a surprise!
I’m so fucking excited! I wonder what it is! :D
A pony?
A FUCKING MONKEY? Gawsh I hope it’s a monkey! :D
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What if this wasn’t a hypothetical question?
Okay who ever made this egg roll, went pepper...
Goodness.
Last night when my brother and I were driving...
He stuck his finger in my ear because he knows I hate it. Turns out as soon as he stuck his finger in my ear he saw a headless dog on the side of the highway. I would have saw it if he hadn’t done that. Karma is a bitch big brother.
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Cornbread pisses me the fuck off.
I fucking think someone is making cake, and when I go to get some, it’s yellow fucking corn shit. Fuck you cornbread.
Omg.
I just saw the change up, and I quite enjoyed it.
*sips tea*
Holy shit.
I just found this dude with an AMAZING voice on YouTube. He gives me goosebumps.
I swear he has the voice box of an angel.
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Grandma is bringing me tacos.
GO SAVE THE BLACK BABIES →